When it comes to douching, less is best! Our bulb helps prevent over-douching by keeping water right in the area for booty play. Large bulbs can flood water into the sigmoid colon causing prep time to last longer than necessary. In this case, size does matter.
less time
in the
bathroom
more time
in the
bedroom
why our bulb is better
prevents over-douching
keeps water out of the sigmoid colon
significantly decreases prep time
antibacterial
travel-friendly + discreet
giant bulbs
your 🍑 will love The Better Bottoming Bulb
Ken
“As an occasional bottom and avid toy user, cleaning out was hit or miss, mostly misses, with larger bulbs. With the Better Bottoming Bulb cleaning out is quick and reliable. It is the best on the market. Do yourself a favor and buy one or two.”
Hans
“Thank you for making the best douche ever. It has changed the game for me!”
Andy
“This does the job and does it really well! Really does cut prep time way down. Can’t say just how great this is!”
Jarred
“Easy to pack for travel, and easy to insert and remove nozzle from the bulb. Has definitely cut down on prep time knowing that there’s less water to push out. And everyone stayed clean during play time!”
What makes The Better Bottoming Bulb different?
PROPELS
too much water
too deep into
the sigmoid colon
NOT
travel-friendly
BREAKS DOWN
over time due
to material
PREP TIME
feels never ending
POROUS
MATERIAL
traps bacteria
RARELY
made for 🍑 use
back to basics
Our bulb isn’t doing too much. We simply look to science and the anatomy of the body.
Large bulbs dump water into the sigmoid colon, causing prep time to take forever. The Better Bottoming Bulb cleans the rectum and prevents over-douching, making prep time a whole lot easier.
When it comes to douching, less is best! Our bulb’s got you.
prevent over-douching
Douching over and over again with large quantities of water has been shown to have long term effects. With fewer rounds of douching and less water overall, your butt and gut health is better off.
durable af
Most bulbs are made of rubber which traps bacteria and degrades over time. Our bulb is made of Sarolit, which can last virtually forever.
Fun fact: months ago, our CEO’s dog snagged a spare bulb he dropped on the floor, and she’s been using it as a chew toy ever since – there still isn’t a scratch on the bulb.
Frequently asked questions
Is shipping discreet?
Yes! All of our products are shipped in a plain mailer bag with zero branding to keep your purchase discreet and confidential.
How do I douche with my new bulb?
We have created a convenient guide to help you out!
How do I clean my bulb?
We have created a convenient guide to help you out!
Is douching really necessary?
Douching is not necessary, but instead is a preference. Until you feel the urge to go to the bathroom, poop is stored in the sigmoid colon (see image below) way out of reach for any penis. In fact, poop is usually not present in the rectum.
With that being said, once you’ve passed a bowel movement your rectum is especially good to go for butt stuff for a long time! If you’re getting enough fiber, the fiber bulks your stool and acts like a sweeper in your colon, leaving very little residue behind. Try to prioritize fiber in your diet so that you aren’t solely relying on douching.
It’s important to never ignore that “gotta go” feeling. If you feel like you need to poop, go poop! If you ignore the sensation, your rectum will relax and you won’t have that sensation again until a new stool enters the picture. Emptying your rectum naturally is one of the best ways to be sure your rectum is empty without having to douche at all. You can always use a finger or a toy to test your cleanliness first to decide if you’d like to douche or not.
How often should I douche?
Ideally, you should douche no more than two or three times per week. Douching too often can disrupt the natural mucus production in your rectum and can even lead to douching dependency (throwing off bowel regularity) and chronic constipation. If you’re going to douche, remember: Less is best!
I bought The Better Bottoming Bulb! Is the tip supposed to be a tight fit to the bulb?
Absolutely! The bulb is brand new but the tip will get easier to insert after a couple uses. We recommend keeping the tip stored upside down in the bulb to help "stretch" the hole of the bulb quicker...this is all too canny.
You want the tip to fit snuggly into the bulb for two reasons. First, so the bulb has an airtight seal, avoiding air getting sent up your bum while prepping. Secondly, you want the tip to stay secured onto the bulb so there are no accidents. If you feel like the tip is slipping out of the bulb easily, it's time to replace your bulb. We recommend replacing your bulb once a year.
Should I lube the tip of my douche?
Absolutely! You should never insert the tip/spout of a douche without lubing the tip/spout first. Inserting a douche without lube can result in anal irritation and possibly a micro tear in the rectum.
How often should I replace my douche?
For optimal hygiene, replace your bulb annually!
Does anal douching reduce colon cancer?
It’s important to know that there is a difference between colon and anal cancer.
Currently there is no link to anal douching and colon cancer. However, anal douching can increase STI transmissions, douching dependency, and disrupt mucus production in the rectum.
How can I prepare to be ready for a long time, like when I’ll be out all day then head to an afterparty?
Fiber is key for keeping your bum ready for bottoming all day.
Besides fiber’s ability to bulk your stool and sweep your colon of residue, fiber also keeps you regular. Regularity is your bestie when it comes to bottoming. Once you are more in tune with your regularity, you can have a better game plan to be out and about for the day.
For example, you’ve been taking fiber supplements for a month now, your diet is pretty consistent, and you pretty much have one bowel movement every morning. If you are someone that prefers to douche, you could douche after that bowel movement and have very little worries the rest of the day.
If you’re someone that has irregular bowel movements, try to start incorporating fiber supplements into your diet so that you can be in tune with your regularity. Your body is giving you info that will be vital in making future outings so much easier.
How can I be ready for impromptu sex, when desire strikes but I haven’t planned ahead?
To be ready for impromptu sex, be flexible, open-minded, and try to find partners (yes, even hookups) that are empathetic.
If your fiber game is strong, you’ve already had a bowel movement today, and you’ve avoided foods that trigger your unique body (by causing bloating, gas, or any sensation that makes bottoming uncomfortable), you’re most likely good to go. If any accidents occur that make you uncomfortable or unable to bottom, communicate with your partner and pivot to foreplay, oral sex, shower sex, or whatever keeps the fun moving and the shame at bay.
How can I properly prepare for anal if I have IBS or colitis?
IBS and colitis shouldn't get in the way of you bottoming. For a more detailed answer, watch the video linked below.
How do I learn to relax to bottom?
For a more detailed answer, watch the video linked below.